Ninja Diary - 3

Day 3 

Woken up by Clarissa… Bitten by hawk… Considering going back to sleep and waking up again to see if day improves.

Day is not improving. Have been poked with stick. Decided would wake up and exit tree as Clarissa does not seem to be impressed with my choice of sleeping arrangements. She told me I have messed clothes up again and that she would take me shopping…

Asked Dan about new words. He pointed out that jeans had bark on which was why Clarissa didn’t want me in a tree and that shopping would get me new clothes. Dan said this like it was a bad thing. Asked Dan why it was bad… Dan said it was unavoidable and that I would survive. Expecting to have to fight when I go shopping. May have to get more training.

Dan also showed me to a room and said it was mine and said I was to sleep in it. Doesn’t look comfortable but Dan said that it was better than getting poked with a broom. Trust Dan’s advices. Dan is wise. Told him so and he had strange look again. Am starting to think that is a Dan look. Have noted in book with picture reference.

Return from… Shopping. Dan was correct in his assessment that shopping is bad… Didn’t know women had that much energy and didn’t know there where that many different clothes in existence. Have new hoodies though. Although Clarissa keeps pulling hood down when I’m in house. Dan gives Clarissa the Dan look when she does this.

Keep putting hood back up…

Jewel’s likes new game… Clarissa keeps sneaking up and pulling hood down. Dan said something about grey hairs. When I asked he said it was a thing. Added to list of Dan things. Look and Hair now.

Hawk has now sat on head. Can’t pull hood down. Win.

Yellow can still not functioning. Dan informed me it was empty… Feel bad for killing yellow can.

Jewels has given me new can… feel guilty about old can so have buried in garden.

Clarissa not happy than I dug hole in the garden. Dan recommended sleep and took me to the room he said was mine. Opened window for hawk and slept underneath rectangle thing in the room. Oddly cofortable.